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You've reached Howard Stark. I'm probably doing something important,
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Valid point. Privacy equals very much to a yes.

Either way, have you actually been to an Ikea? It'll blow your mind on everything that goes inside a typical modern home.

I'm very convincing no matter where I am, however.

Seeing as I'm not sure what that is, I'm going to go with no. Is it a sex hotel? I can't imagine how much sex would change over the years, even if everything else has.

Oh, wow. No. Maybe I should have led off with an explanation.

Ikea's a huge furniture store. They show off full room displays like in the picture. You can basically shop for anything you need for a house. Not meant for any sexual excursions unless you're really up for adventure.

I'm not really up for being arrested, so I'd avoid that. But I see.

It's very inviting if you're that kind of deviant, though, don't you think?

Honestly, it could be tempting sneaking in there after hours.
You have a whole entire multi-room house to yourself.

I never know if you're just throwing out general ideas, or invitations.

If I clarified, that'd just kill the mystery.

But what do you say? Scavenge the place, stay after it closes and test out your interior design skills in rearranging the furniture?

Am I going to get arrested? I have too many plans to get arrested.

Trust me. You won't get arrested. Just don't steal anything. I'm not a heist kind of a girl.

I'm not the kind of guy to steal. It doesn't sit right with me. Unless it's hearts, but I can't help that.

Wow, top class charmer. I better put on my chainmail so you don't snatch this heart of mine.

Oh baby, like that can keep me out. It's going to take a lot more than that to keep me from stripping you.

Gee, that confidence of yours is really sizzling right now. Not sure it's gonna be as easy as you think.

No one ever does, that's half the fun. They're all "Oh no, Mr.Stark, I would never" and by the end of the night, it's all "Oh yes, Mr.Stark"

Well, first of all, calling you "Mr. Stark" isn't going to be a thing in any circumstance.

You can't weaken me with that face.

:C?

Oh NO! Who taught you the sad C face??

I found it all on my own. Genius, remember?

Right. Of course. Guess that means I must be underestimating you.

Terribly so. I've even found 8'C for when I'm really sad.

Those eyes are horrible. I'll make sure not to ever get you that down.

Good girl. I'll hold you to that. If I start getting there, I'll give you a call.

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