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[stickseller]

You've reached Howard Stark. I'm probably doing something important,
if you think whatever you need is important, contact Edwin Jarvis.

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Comments

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[stickseller]

I'm not the kind of guy to steal. It doesn't sit right with me. Unless it's hearts, but I can't help that.

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[realistics]

Wow, top class charmer. I better put on my chainmail so you don't snatch this heart of mine.

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[stickseller]

Oh baby, like that can keep me out. It's going to take a lot more than that to keep me from stripping you.

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[realistics]

Gee, that confidence of yours is really sizzling right now. Not sure it's gonna be as easy as you think.

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[stickseller]

No one ever does, that's half the fun. They're all "Oh no, Mr.Stark, I would never" and by the end of the night, it's all "Oh yes, Mr.Stark"

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[realistics]

Well, first of all, calling you "Mr. Stark" isn't going to be a thing in any circumstance.

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[stickseller]

:(

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[realistics]

You can't weaken me with that face.

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[stickseller]

:C?

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[realistics]

Oh NO! Who taught you the sad C face??

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[stickseller]

I found it all on my own. Genius, remember?

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[realistics]

Right. Of course. Guess that means I must be underestimating you.

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[stickseller]

Terribly so. I've even found 8'C for when I'm really sad.

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[realistics]

Those eyes are horrible. I'll make sure not to ever get you that down.

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[stickseller]

Good girl. I'll hold you to that. If I start getting there, I'll give you a call.

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[realistics]

I'll try my best to cheer you up, Mr. Stark.

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[stickseller]

It's already starting to work. C:

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[realistics]

Don't let it inflate your ego too much.

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[stickseller]

What do you think of me?

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[realistics]

A guy whose cockiness is measured by his mustache.

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[stickseller]

It's very short, you know. I can't even twirl the ends.

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[realistics]

Talking more depth than length. How thick is that thing?

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[realistics]

The mustache. Just to clarify.

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[stickseller]

Why don't you come find out? :{)

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[realistics]

omg you found a mustache face.

[Give her a second to crack up.]