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[stickseller]

You've reached Howard Stark. I'm probably doing something important,
if you think whatever you need is important, contact Edwin Jarvis.

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Comments

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[realistics]

Don't let it inflate your ego too much.

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[stickseller]

What do you think of me?

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[realistics]

A guy whose cockiness is measured by his mustache.

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[stickseller]

It's very short, you know. I can't even twirl the ends.

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[realistics]

Talking more depth than length. How thick is that thing?

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[realistics]

The mustache. Just to clarify.

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[stickseller]

Why don't you come find out? :{)

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[realistics]

omg you found a mustache face.

[Give her a second to crack up.]

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[stickseller]

Of course I did. Would you expect anything else?

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[realistics]

Not at all. You're living up to the high standards I've set for you. Insert applause.

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[stickseller]

I will continue to do so in our Ikea adventure then, I hope. And after I'll hear the applause in real life.

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[realistics]

I guess you better start clearing up your immensely busy schedule for it.

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[stickseller]

I'll see what Jarvis can do with it. He's always been good in clearing time when I need it.

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[realistics]

I don't know. A worthy guy would be capable of clearing it himself.

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[stickseller]

You're making it difficult to make it sound like my schedule is more full than it is.

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[realistics]

Oh no! Woe is you! How dare I negate your smooth tactics.

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[stickseller]

:c

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[realistics]

c;

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[stickseller]

;{*

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[realistics]

Gasp! You're so forward!

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[stickseller]

You're the one who started it.

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[realistics]

I gave you a smile. That's not an invitation for kisses, sir.

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[realistics]

You have to earn it.

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[stickseller]

I guess I'll have to keep working on it.

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[realistics]

Keep practicing that charm and you never know.