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is captain america a cartoon character you invented
are you serious right now
why are you so cool

you totally are

Sort of? Not quite, but if you wanted to twist it that way you could.
There were cartoons about him, and comic books too.
Captain America was the result of a project I worked on during the war called Project Rebirth. Meant to elevate men, to make them stronger, faster, healthier etc. All the things you needed for good soldiers that would win the war.
We were only able to give it to one person, however, a man named Steve Rogers, before the creator of the serum he was given was murdered. My role in it was to build a machine that controlled and enhanced a form of radiation we called VitaRays.
Captain America became a symbol for the nation, first just at the home front for promoting war bonds and whatnot, the main investors of the project didn't want to lose him by sending him to the front, but then when he was doing a show in France, he learned that the division his best friend was in had been captured by the enemy.
I flew him into enemy territory, he rescued them and brought them back, and ended up forming a group called the Howling Commandos, who focused mainly on taking down the Nazi's scientific research branch called HYDRA.
I've asked for my files on Project Rebirth, if I get them, I'd be happy to show you.

I don't want to die of alcohol poisoning.

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(yes he carries those in his wallet. just pretend the top is an actual picture of him, cap and peggy though eheheh)

[ that sure is a lot to take in. howard stark makes super soldiers. his father would have shit bricks that someone actually got that done and had it work without turning into a genetically modified freak of nature. ]

wow
was it your idea to dress him like that

(And that was the shorthand version, harry. are you okay was that too much text for your young mind to handle? when he gets the files he'll let him see more pictures and hopefully some film reels too.)

No. The uniform was part of the USO show he was in, and I guess he got attached to it.

[ it was ALMOST tl;dr. almost. but howard's been saying some interesting things so he'll read anything he shares ]

attached to looking like a cereal mascot
real life gi joe character

He was supposed to be a symbol, he was, and I guess he wanted to stay that way. No hiding who he was in army green.
What is a gi joe?

see costumes symbols during a major war makes perfect sense
idk what the hell people are doing in them without that

a real american hero
made of plastic
now you know and KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE
im going to mail you a gi joe

Do people go around as costumed symbols when there isn't a war?

Thanks?

yeah
sometimes they put on red spandex and claim theyre a beckon of hope when theyre actually life ruiners

youre welcome
also its an action figure not a doll ok
everyone knows this

I'm sorry.

What is the difference?

what are you apologizing about now

sexist owners
there is no difference

That masked crusaders are ruining your life.

Then I will cherish my action figure.

its only the one

good

What's his name? Or hers?

its not useful information

Yes sir.

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