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[stickseller]

You've reached Howard Stark. I'm probably doing something important,
if you think whatever you need is important, contact Edwin Jarvis.

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[ineedyou]

[ that sure is a lot to take in. howard stark makes super soldiers. his father would have shit bricks that someone actually got that done and had it work without turning into a genetically modified freak of nature. ]

wow
was it your idea to dress him like that

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[stickseller]

(And that was the shorthand version, harry. are you okay was that too much text for your young mind to handle? when he gets the files he'll let him see more pictures and hopefully some film reels too.)

No. The uniform was part of the USO show he was in, and I guess he got attached to it.

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[ineedyou]

[ it was ALMOST tl;dr. almost. but howard's been saying some interesting things so he'll read anything he shares ]

attached to looking like a cereal mascot
real life gi joe character

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[stickseller]

He was supposed to be a symbol, he was, and I guess he wanted to stay that way. No hiding who he was in army green.
What is a gi joe?

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[ineedyou]

see costumes symbols during a major war makes perfect sense
idk what the hell people are doing in them without that

a real american hero
made of plastic
now you know and KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE
im going to mail you a gi joe

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[stickseller]

Do people go around as costumed symbols when there isn't a war?

Thanks?

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[ineedyou]

yeah
sometimes they put on red spandex and claim theyre a beckon of hope when theyre actually life ruiners

youre welcome
also its an action figure not a doll ok
everyone knows this

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[stickseller]

I'm sorry.

What is the difference?

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[ineedyou]

what are you apologizing about now

sexist owners
there is no difference

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[stickseller]

That masked crusaders are ruining your life.

Then I will cherish my action figure.

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[ineedyou]

its only the one

good

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[stickseller]

What's his name? Or hers?

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[ineedyou]

its not useful information

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[stickseller]

Yes sir.