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You've reached Howard Stark. I'm probably doing something important,
if you think whatever you need is important, contact Edwin Jarvis.

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I have an odd line of questioning for you, Mister Stark.

Go ahead, Mr.McCoy, I'm all ears.

Apologies in advance for asking but do you have advice on entertaining a lady?

You came off as a bit of an expert in this particular area and I don't find myself comfortable enough asking such things on an open network.

And here I thought it was going to be some snazzy science question.

Of course I can help. What' do you need advice on?

I can come up with one of those too. I compiled an entire report on how the energy is collected from individuals here, if you're interested.

Courting?

Very interested. I've also been able to get ahold of all my files on Captain Rogers.

Are you from the 1500s?

I would love to get a look at that.

I didn't want to say sex.

You can come over sometime, it'd be nice. It'd mean I didn't get them all for nothing.

You can say sex.

I'd be happy to.

Sex.

Perfect.

Have you ever had it before? We should probably start there.

No.

Well, at least you're a fresh slate. What's your fancy? Men? Women? Nothing weird, I hope.

Women? I think. Nothing weird.

Oh, good. Nice and normal. I can work with that. Do you have a chosen lady in mind you want to screw, or is this a general call to arms to prepare for inevitable battle? Hopefully you know the general mechanics of it. Are there any specific questions about it you've got?

I have someone who I go out with frequently. We're not there yet but I'd like to be prepared. I've got the mechanics, yes. Just a general set of advice on how to set the mood, I suppose?

Edited 2015-05-24 02:39 (UTC)

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