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[stickseller]

You've reached Howard Stark. I'm probably doing something important,
if you think whatever you need is important, contact Edwin Jarvis.

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[stickseller]

I mean would it increase the amount I need to generate before I get home. Will I get your allotment when I kill you? Because I am going to.

[akron]

Probably, yes.
You're not, though. You've no one to blame but yourself for this, Howard.

[stickseller]

I might not mind that.
I am.
I didn't ask for any of this.

[akron]

"You couldn't steal my phone, darling, and even if you did, you couldn't hack it."

Eggsy would avenge me

[stickseller]

That wasn't an invitation to try. Plus, you cheated.

I see. I'll have to get both of you.

[akron]

Oh, but it was. And I did not.

You can try.

[stickseller]

It wasn't, and you did. You took my phone while I was sleeping, that's not fair.

I might.

[akron]

Shouldn't have fallen asleep and left me to entertain myself.

[stickseller]

I'll be sure to remember not to let my drink out of sight when we're together. ;)

[akron]

Wise choice. I might spike it with food colouring.

[stickseller]

Coloured teeth wouldn't be a good thing to have when you're trying to conduct professional business.

[akron]

I suppose you had better be careful, then.