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[stickseller]

You've reached Howard Stark. I'm probably doing something important,
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d) Riling you up may be my new favorite past time

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Just making my defence.

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Wasn't aware we were in a court of law. I know a lawyer, here, if you need representation for your accidental exploding incident.

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I'm sure Charles and I can reach a settlement out of court, though I do miss my team of attorneys.

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Team of attorneys. Team of secretaries. You could form your own baseball season.

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that would actually have been a lot of fun. A couple of my gals play in the girls baseball league.

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Could start one here, the ELB. Championed by one Howard Stark

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Now wouldn't that be something. Do you play?

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I've dabbled. Mostly in batting cages.

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That sounds like fun. Maybe we should go to those sometime, too.

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Wouldn't have to ask me twice.

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We'll make a night out of it.

snapchat.

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[Verity: the ever classiest.]

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I am by no means a modest man, but that seems exposed, even to me.

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Personally, I think there's way too much lighting. Gotta set the mood right.

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I can't say I agree there. I've had sex in a field in broad daylight, and a balcony, and the deck of a yacht, and...well you see where I'm going with this, but the lighting might be a little harsh, yes.

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Whoa! Slow down there, Sir Adventurous. So much for too much exposure.

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There weren't other beds right next door. It was all done in private settings. The field was way off in the middle of nowhere, the balcony on the top floor, the yacht in the middle of the ocean. Not with another couple six feet away.

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Valid point. Privacy equals very much to a yes.

Either way, have you actually been to an Ikea? It'll blow your mind on everything that goes inside a typical modern home.

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I'm very convincing no matter where I am, however.

Seeing as I'm not sure what that is, I'm going to go with no. Is it a sex hotel? I can't imagine how much sex would change over the years, even if everything else has.

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Oh, wow. No. Maybe I should have led off with an explanation.

Ikea's a huge furniture store. They show off full room displays like in the picture. You can basically shop for anything you need for a house. Not meant for any sexual excursions unless you're really up for adventure.

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I'm not really up for being arrested, so I'd avoid that. But I see.

It's very inviting if you're that kind of deviant, though, don't you think?

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Honestly, it could be tempting sneaking in there after hours.
You have a whole entire multi-room house to yourself.

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I never know if you're just throwing out general ideas, or invitations.

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If I clarified, that'd just kill the mystery.