[ whatever you're doing, howard, you better watch out. there's the dull crack of a home run, and then a voice shouts out, ]
HEADS UP!
[ because you're about to nearly get hit in the head with a baseball, which bounces off of some concrete and even further from the unseen batter. normal, right? normal.
actually not normal, because some monster dog thing, roughly the size of a... small golden retriever, is SPRINTING after that baseball, big bulbous eyes all excited. BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL.
this alien is the best outfielder ever, for the record. ]
mid-month.
HEADS UP!
[ because you're about to nearly get hit in the head with a baseball, which bounces off of some concrete and even further from the unseen batter. normal, right? normal.
actually not normal, because some monster dog thing, roughly the size of a... small golden retriever, is SPRINTING after that baseball, big bulbous eyes all excited. BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL.
this alien is the best outfielder ever, for the record. ]